Content Creator/SEO Master

Diehl Automotive, the best automotive dealership in the entire world, and master of hyperbole, is currently hiring a Content Creator/SEO Master. We're looking for a total nerd who turns data into traffic, content into sales, and weird Tik Tok videos into mild chuckles at 2AM while eating blocks of cheese in bed. 

Responsibilities Include:

1. Maintain, like, 30 Wordpress websites
2. Publish five pages of SEO content a day
3. Publish blogs about the car industry specifically created for SEO content
4. Have I mentioned SEO content? 
5. Two to three social media posts a day
6. Probably some SEO wouldn't be a bad idea. 
7. Use available AI engines and applications like SEMRush to create--you guessed it!--SEO content
8. Use our room full of neat stuff like cameras and tripods and green screens and at least two other nerds to make video content.
9.  
10. Oh, I'm sorry about 9! I was thinking about how I could go for some SEO content right now. 
11. Weekly reports regarding website content, blogs, keywords and content produced.
12. ...
13. SEO

What you get:

1. Benefits that will make your parents proud including matching 401(k), health, dental, and life insurance, vacation days, and all that good stuff. You'll also get to use a real awesome pc that has a bunch of colorful lights on it so you know it's rad, and work in an office with a ping pong table (that we only use to unfurl banners on) a big ol' tv (that only plays a fireplace all day, every day. We don't know why; I guess we find it comforting.)
2. You get to work with a couple of nerds who do nerdy things all day and embrace nerdism as a cultural phenomenon. 
3. Free opinions on nerdy stuff like LotR, Marvel movies, cool music, and, obviously, Star Wars. 

Don't be a dork. Apply today.